How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why are relationships complex?

Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna