How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."