What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin