What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.