What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.