What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.