What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.