What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.