Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.