Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

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An Iran-asaurus!

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.