Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.