Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.