Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.