Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.