Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.