Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.