400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

You might also enjoy:

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.