400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!