400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce