400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.