400 Pound Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe

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She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow