What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.