What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick