What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What's a joke?

My life...

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .