Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Because he didn't want to go clubbing.
She threw out all the W's.
He never delivered.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
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Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Look ma, no hands!"