Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.