Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.