Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.