Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.