Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.