Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.