Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!