Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge