Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."