Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ?

Cash me if you can !