Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.