Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ?

Cash me if you can !

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza