Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
To get the meme on the other side.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
He couldn't take shots to the head.
An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball