Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.