Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."