He couldn't take shots to the head.
Facial Hare
it had a javelin through it's head.
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
In the ring.
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
Because he couldn't handle a few shots