Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino?

Shot.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Jfk Jokes More Jfk Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade