Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

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What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

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How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."