It is an airport.
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Because he couldn't handle a few shots
They both banged JFK
I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."
An americano with an extra shot
He couldn't take shots to the head.
A bullet.
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
He was all over his wife at the parade
Bullets.
People miss Harambe
For a free cavity search.
Because he was Snowden...
A receding hare-line.
A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
Women Say the Darndest Things
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Because they hate the french press...
She puts her top back on and leaves.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
I'm sorry but I love another Juan.
So they can do math
I replied "No, she's not that ugly"
The runway
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.