Jfk Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ?

Blon-D

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.