Jfk Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

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Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Jfk Jr Jokes More Jfk Jr Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.