Jfk Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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A: a receding hare-line.