It is an airport.
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Because he couldn't handle a few shots
They both banged JFK
I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."
An americano with an extra shot
He couldn't take shots to the head.
A bullet.
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
He was all over his wife at the parade
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
Because they're always Stalin
A: An inj-oink-tion.
They ordered pepperoni but got plain.
A: a receding hare-line.
A receding hare-line.
He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
A punchline
A Nantucket.
The runway
Me in my lucky blue coat.
Bangs his head against the wall.
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
A: So the cops can find the handles.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
