It is an airport.
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Because he couldn't handle a few shots
They both banged JFK
I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."
An americano with an extra shot
He couldn't take shots to the head.
A bullet.
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
He was all over his wife at the parade
A somber-ero.
You hang around I'll go on ahead
He's not a fan of juvenile plots.
Because you're breaking wind.
Pitch for every airport
because it provides cavity protection
A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
A: a receding hare-line.
Because it went straight pasta.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Mohammed Dali
Boxer briefs!
A Pastafarian.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
Crimea River
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