Parade Jokes

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.