Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Disgrace Jokes More Disgrace Jokes

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.