Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.