Disgrace Jokes

What would happen if James Bond took Viagra?

He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.