Disgrace Jokes

What would happen if James Bond took Viagra?

He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.