Disgrace Jokes

What would happen if James Bond took Viagra?

He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.