Disgrace Jokes

What would happen if James Bond took Viagra?

He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

How does french cheese expire?

From age

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.