Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"