Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"