Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"