Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD