Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.