Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied