Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.