Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.