Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.