Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

A: Rep-tiles.

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.