What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.