What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.