What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.