What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!