What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

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What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh