What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots