What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!