What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river