Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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How could I forget, mate?

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Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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They don't know where home is.

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Hey, get off me homes !

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A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What did the voltage say to the current?

What's up, ohmie

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.