Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.