Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

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Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.