Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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Because his home was a maze thing.

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home