Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.