Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home