How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael