Norse Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

E Jokes More E Jokes

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!