Norse Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

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What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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