Norse Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Coala

Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ?

Aida more than I drink !

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.