Norse Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Ransom notes.

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

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They prefer to use Norse code.

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Norse code.

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They've got no Seoul.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."