How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.