How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don't feed it !

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Why is North Korea so evil?

Because it's got no Seoul!

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D