We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
A pair of legs.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Ping-Pyong-yang
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
D. O. Durant
