Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete