Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant