Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.