Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete