Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant