Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete