Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.