What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

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What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.