Athlete Jokes

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant