What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

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What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.