What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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Im Stoned :p

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.