How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.