How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.