How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour