How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.