Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible