Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

S Jokes More S Jokes

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle