Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

one's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.