Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.