Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Whats long and black?

The unemployment line

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.