Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.