Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio