Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public