Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out