Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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How does french cheese expire?

From age

What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

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What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)