Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny