Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war