Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war