Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.