Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!