Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin