Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs