Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.