What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"