What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.