How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.