How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

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What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."