How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.