How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"