How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked