What does a horny toad say?

Rub it

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.