What does a horny toad say?

Rub it

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!