Horny Toad Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One goes "ribbit ribbit", the other goes "rub it rub it".

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What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad?

A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it.

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What does the horny toad say?

Rubbit

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What do you call a frog that's in the mood?

A HORNY TOAD!

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What does a horny toad say?

Rub it

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What kind of sound does a horny toad make?

Rubbit, rubbit.

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