What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad?

A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

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How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.