What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad?

A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs??

Riblings

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !