Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.