He rubbed him the wrong way.
A: Leave it in the cow.
It's morphine time!
It twerked.
A woman.
Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
He always gets Toad.
Toad.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
A misogenie.