Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin