Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin