Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.