Genie Jokes

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.