What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

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Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.