What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.