Keep it in church, guys.
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Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Web design.
I'll column later.
You fed-a-genie!
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
Police Navidad.
anonagon.
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You mech a wish.
One, but he wishes it was two.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
One. But he wishes it took two.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
They wished it was Anubis.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
I wish I was a little boulder!
A misogenie.
20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
Christopher Walken
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
Beast wishes.
Because they always wish for the green card
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
I wish his hands were made of stone."
A miso-genie!
He didn't have any ligaments
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
She says, "On top of mine."
A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...
A stroke of genius!
a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)
Traitor Joe's.
There were no jokes in the Post.
A genie.
Natural selection.
