How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.