I wish I could hear you whinnie.
The horses name was Friday.
A Khalculator
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Skelly-vision!
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
Your T.V.
They have the same middle name!
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!