What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.