What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!