What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!