What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.