What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.