They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.
White noise.
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
And the answer is, 'Knee'
When Eight ate eight
Because she ate the secretary.
John says: "That was an atomic bomb"
He tried, but it didn't work out.
They have the same middle name!
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
Looking for Pooh.
Gummy Bear
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Their middle name.
