They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
The rest are hunt'n peckers.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Bait.
Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe
He ate himself.
Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
When John CENA ghost!
The same middle name.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Because he plays with Pooh
They just pray the gray away
A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
They have the same middle name!
Their middle name.
