Winnie Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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What was that ?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.