With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Trigger.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
The same middle name.
Gummy Bear
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
Winnie the Pooh !
winnie the Philosopooh
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They have the same middle name!
A Gummy Bear!
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
He ate a Pb and J sandwich.
a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Can I push your stool in?
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
He might Peek at Chu!
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
Chick Fillet
Same middle name!
You get to the other side.
A Philistine with two mommies ...