Winnie Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

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What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

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Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).