Winnie Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Bear Hand Jokes More Bear Hand Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

Terrible Jokes More Terrible Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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What do you call Winnie The Pooh's grandmother?

Poohnanni

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

Hun Jokes More Hun Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Mexican Friend Jokes More Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus