Winnie Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Gummy Bear Jokes More Gummy Bear Jokes

What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.